What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
one might say we're banned from that church
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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