I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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