what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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