the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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