did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
A+ Viking dick
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