shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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