No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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