Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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