you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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