Sponge bath it is.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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