well you can't waste a boner
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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