what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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