Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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