I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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