Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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