you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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