Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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