was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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