I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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