sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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