Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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