It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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