how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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