Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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