It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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