Do you still have your period?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
