she looked like the before picture.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He did a backflip because drugs
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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