I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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