when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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