But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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