Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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