know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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