Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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