Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Randomize