The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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