He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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