That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i need an iv and a liver transplant
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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