I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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