Where is the hickey?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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