is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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