Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

Tell her she can't have a vagina

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(905): View more from Toronto

I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"

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(503): View more from Oregon

why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?

(541): View more from Oregon

I don't know but we should still do that

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

how much adderall did you take today?

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(636): View more from Missouri

The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'

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(765): View more from Indiana

My grandma had to be escorted out by police.

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(850): View more from Florida

Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was

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(989): View more from Michigan

Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident

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