I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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