I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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