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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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