How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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