he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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