Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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