chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
