That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
