Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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