TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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