can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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