She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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