honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
