just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
