Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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