so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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